"Dude, that's quite the ax in your back"
"That's quite the nose in my business, you bum!"
"Well you are writing about it online, obviously you can't-"
"See more in my business!"
"Look I'm just saying-"
"Stuff! And when you're saying stuff, I need to listen and say stuff and-"
"Actually you don't need to listen because this is an imaginary dia-"
"You fool, with the fourth wall broken, the gremlins will finally get free! You've doomed us all! We're doomed!
"Don't panic, get the bazookas, we've got gremlin hunting to do..."
"But what if they are too many?"
"Then we'll just have to become a force of doom-
BECAUSE DOOM NEVER SAYS DIE!!!"
And now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
So take it to your head, take it to your head, and remember Rand rocks. Goodnight Folks!
And God Bless.