Because even in the Calendar one can turn the page

Unless your on the web, unless you count turning the web page and I don't, but still here's a calendar:

2007

January Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat         11 You're all bums you know 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 Care 28 29 30 31       February Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat         01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 Reasons 14 15 On Passion: Love, Fury, Ambition, Fanaticism, Devotion and all the rest 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Transfat, life, and a whole lot of shaking going on       March Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat         01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 The Horror and the Glory and a bunch of other stuff 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 I feel so good I feel so numb yeah, or the work which becomes a new genre itself: The Rand Show 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 April Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30           May Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat     01 02 That which we wait for 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 The temptation of wheat or Azumanga Diaoh review 26 27 28 29 30 31     June Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat           01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 The blues of the younger years 26 27 Never Fear Comikier is here 28 29 30 For James July Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat 01 02 03 04 05 The Logician's Dilemma 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 Sometimes you're trukin' and sometimes you're trucked 14 15 16 17 The Scarecrow loses again, poor scarecrow 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Template: The Rand Show The type of publishing done for this blog. 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The list of emails for users who have permission to read the blog. The list of authors' emails who have permission to publish. The list of administrators' emails for the blog. 26 27 28 Some dreams deserve to die 29 30 31         August Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat       01 02 The Rand Show - The next level 03 Face it all up with the Facebook 04 You're not really white, you're more pinkish 05 06 It begins AGAIN!!! 07 08 Quotable, boatable, John 09 10 11 12 Things sometimes are as they are 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 A is A, and in any universe Luthor is Luthor 31   September Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat             01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 Shaving the Tom 09 10 It really begins again!!! 11 12 13 14 Even more quotable, even more boatable, roughly the same amount of John 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 All things end in madness 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30             October Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat   01 02 03 Come on, Let's Dance! Come on, Let's Dance! Baby! 04 05 Boatier or Quotier? 06 07 08 In the Garden of Eden, baby 09 10 11 12 Creep 13 14 15 16 Shoutout 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 A contrite heart 26 27 There's a reason Rand has only one arm 28 29 30 TV meets IV: result: Destruction of the World!!! 31       November Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat         01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 Karaoke equals awesome 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Aelita, Queen of Mars 29 30   December Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat             01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

2008

January Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat     01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Highly distractible, but nigh industructable 19 20 21 22 23 Ah, the savage winds of history 24 25 26 27 28 29 Mathimoto Speaks!!! Me, Eddy, and the Oriental Arts 30 31 Five Def. of Pi's     February Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat           01 Time to go down to the ground where the Buffulo Roam 02 03 04 05 06 07 And what of the Oriental in America? 08 Why plan when you can scheme? The End of Empires and other such tales 09 10 11 Quotes! Boats! And more of the Rand you love! 12 The Man from Tallahasse 13 Time keeps on Schemin' Istanbul once Constantinople 14 Happy St. Valentine's Day Happy St. Valentine's Day! 15 Here's a little sparkle 16 17 MC Esher be mathin' out 18 19 20 21 22 Cause the History don't stop coming 23 History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce 24 India, a Chronology: Part I That's what I get for all that Scheming 25 26 27 India, A Chronology: Prologue 28 29   March Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat             01 02 03 The Beginning of an Empire 04 Cause Math don't stop 05 06 That's what I'm talking about 07 It's time to come down When history's being abused, who you going to call? 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 Easter!!! Wooo!!! Easter 24 25 Even Mathimoto Loves Quotes Soviet History: More enigma than you can shake a stick at 26 27 28 We need a long-er burn 29 30 31           April Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat     01 02 03 04 05 06 Shoutout to the other Rand Show Poetry, oh sweet poetry 07 08 History = Awesome Tiding over the Tides 09 10 11 12 13 14 Buzzing with the Comp. Sci. 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30       May Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat         01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 Tipu, if not Sultan then what? Primes, they aren't just for Transformers 28 29 30 If there were only a few more Ruskies 31 June Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat 01 Let me hear you say math... MATH!!! 02 03 04 05 The Lord remains 06 Mathimoto's Real Complaint The art of revision 07 Shout-out to some mad-awesome historians 08 09 10 11 Because Math rocks... and Raps 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 The Great Companion of Man 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 History is a mess, but I love it 30           July Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat     01 02 03 lots of change = good, net-wise at least Secrets are me-cret, I suppose 04 05 06 Happy St. Thomas' Day 07 Welcome now to the Robo-Bobo report Civilized, Smivilized! 08 09 Mathimoto's Revamp Check it out now: The History's Your Brother 10 11 A little news, well of me A matter of empire We're all quadratics too 12 13 14 15 16 Still on the Vacationing 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 History keeps on moving... Into the future Cleaning out with Robo-Bobo Or do it the sensible way: Top 5 tips These things I do believe Posting, posting, posting, gotta keep on posting 24 25 26 An Era of Extra-Ordinary Prosperity 27 What is happiness? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more 28 29 30 31     August Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat           01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 Robo Bobo and the Complaint 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31             September Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat   01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30         October Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat       01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31   November Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat             01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30             December Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat   01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

2009

January Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat         01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 February Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat 01 02 03 04 The Return of the King 05 06 Rand's Adventures in Job Land 07 08 09 10 Working in a Gold Mine, but all the shimmers must fade away 11 12 13 The sleepy 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 March Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat 01 02 Two steps forward, one step forward, one sideways, and always twirling toward the future 03 Move Along, Move Along, Like I told you too 04 Because I am a ROCKET MAN... 05 I am not your carpet ride 06 07 08 09 10 It's a long way down to nothing at all... My oh My 11 12 13 14 15 Cause sometimes computing ain't for tooling 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 A Certain Burden to Things 31 Brannigan, begin again         April Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat       01 02 03 04 Chasing down infinity 05 Space Oddity 06 07 Let not the sun be proud, lest I strike it from the sky 08 09 10 11 I follow he who has conquered death 12 Christ has Risen! 13 Twittering away the blues 14 15 Don't turn around again A little poetry for the emotionary 16 17 18 19 20 21 Sometimes not knowing is okay, Not this time though 22 Because this is my path 23 Ah, the savage winds of history 24 25 A good old fashioned shootout between me and my brain 26 When I get older... they'll call me freedom 27 Me, Eddy, and that Oriental-Looking Fellow 28 Time to be a sneaky oriental 29 30     May Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat           01 02 These are the songs we sing 03 Because I got to keep moving on 04 Archimedes Rules!!! Woo!!! 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 For some reason I can't explain, once you were gone it was never the same             June Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat   01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 Sooner or later everyone fails 12 Because the Rand Show is Comikier than yo'mama 13 Prithee, have thee heard of the Prism 14 15 What are you waiting for really 16 17 18 The Rand Show Comic : 300% More Comikier than Yo Mamma The Rand Show #1 The Rand Show #2 The Rand Show #3 The Rand Show #4 Even in defeat, one can reap the dividends of peace 19 DOOOOM!!! 20 Just a little lonely 21 Cause all is poetry... even the web 22 23 24 25 Here's to you Michael Jackson, Salute 26 27 Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I the fool 28 29 Scar tissue that I wish you saw 30 Vacation is not quite what I wanted         July Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat       01 02 Because I'm easy, easy like Sunday morning 03 04 05 Let me sing these songs of freedom... but not right now 06 07 Now to get 08 Unfortunately we need to sleep before Brooklyn 09 So what do you want? 10 11 12 13 Because Doom don't go away It's not just a crappy new Korn song 14 15 16 And when I am freedom will I be a waving flag? 17 18 19 20 21 22 Live and let doom 23 A meditation on Archimedes to satisfy the needy 24 To Africa, I think 25 26 27 I think there is a point here that you are missing 28 29 Waxing and waning before an upcoming storm 30 Character Runner Hex Converter 31   August Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat             01 02 03 Lest you think me always a fool 04 Jersey is more awesome than your state plus yo mamma 05 06 07 08 09 10 I'm back, not quite in black 11 12 How to turn a Facebook Friends List into a CSV 13 14 15 Even though Sally can wait, don't look back in anger 16 17 And so they all exploded 18 19 I suppose I was bold that day 20 21 22 23 Excuse me, please miss And when destiny is not enough 24 25 A conversation doomed to happen 26 Jersey City here I am 27 28 29 30 31           September Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat     01 Working like a turkey 02 Programming Is Awesome 03 04 05 06 Circles, Dots, Squares Beastia Viri None the less, Doom my friends, doom 07 08 09 Doom to the max, with giraffes: A conversation destined to happen Tech Notes: XLSX 10 And if I can turn the stars blue can I follow you 11 12 13 Damn it didn't I tell you to Ultra-Relax! 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Happy Reunion Day! 21 22 23 24 25 26 And I knew if I had a chance I could make those people dance 27 28 Welcome to the World of Rand 29 30       October Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat         01 The inherent folly of internal isolationism 02 03 04 The Rand Show Web Mess Because it cannot begin again when its never over 05 06 07 08 A meditation on Morrie 09 10 11 12 Exile 13 14 And it all makes you want to scream 15 16 Funky PHP 17 18 19 20 Because the hand that feeds tastes good 21 22 23 24 Our Father who art in Heaven 25 26 27 28 And in the stone temple like a pilot I will light a fire 29 30 31 The Nicene Creed The Apostles' Creed November Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat 01 02 Blaze ye stars, let me not see you whimper 03 Patience 04 Min Date Calendarier